el story-o to begin the year right
me gato in Meh-he-co, what a delight!
wearing a necklace proudly, he is
doing his best to get me more biz!
no sombrero, no nada, has traveled me way
but Gaia, me gato, you’ve sure made me day!
commission work, ain’t an easy thing to do
especially when iterations make you blue
this here one, was not much fun
glad i was when it got done!
the tubes of hair—too large at first
wire too thick—it made me curse!
i calmed my mind, got back to work
with head at ease, i then rework
persistence finally got me through
i’m pleased—hopefully you are too!
commission two of 3
a little advertising won’t hurt
but will it dish out the pay dirt?
because, i’m one terrifying trend
that might portend or offend
and on cracked.com you’ll find the buzz
that cat hair stuff is anything but fuzz
yes, they can humor me all the same
but just you wait
cat hair jewelry will put them to shame!