a little advertising won’t hurt
but will it dish out the pay dirt?
because, i’m one terrifying trend
that might portend or offend
and on cracked.com you’ll find the buzz
that cat hair stuff is anything but fuzz
yes, they can humor me all the same
but just you wait
cat hair jewelry will put them to shame!
cracked.com: HAIRBALLS—not just choking hazards for cats anymore!
lick, lick, lick, then pull, pull, pull
before i know, a massive hole!
the thunder coat, it hugs him tight
and calms him down so he won’t bite
a flea? Or is it just an allergy?
ah, the suchness of a malady
It’s party time and that means play!
The cake? the treats? that’s not his feast
It’s fun he craves, this silly beast
He’ll race the house, he’s down right wild
As if he were a manic child!
With toys and things he’ll dance and twist
But there’s one thing that can’t be missed.
The hall—With shrieks of joy, he will insist
Open up that door!—can i resist?
There pleasures lurk we find mundane
But smells and sounds are his terrain.
Out, out he goes, to roam and sniff
I’m glad he loves his birthday gift!
And Meow’s Favorite Things continue on . . .
It’s Christmas day, Oh joy Oh joy!
But not for toys, Oh boy Oh boy!
I race the house, I’m full of glee
To see such fun beneath the tree!
It’s paper, ribbon, and the string
That makes this kitty’s heart dost sing!
I jump, I slide, I hide. I rip, I pull, I bite.
What joy! And all for Meow’s delight!
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More of Meow’s Favorite Things . . .
Meow’s hair is silky-soft and thick
And if not combed it tends to stick.
He LOVES the brush
While Missy loves his hair, so lush.
Yes—Petting, brushing, are fine enough
Under the chin, his belly too
But just so much and then he’s through.
Now it’s time to munch, on a tuna treat—or two!
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This is one of Meow’s Favorite Things. . .
Behind a door amongst puffs of dust
The prey awaits kitty cat lust.
Now paw extends, now teeth do grasp
A squirming prize at last.
To life it comes when dropped or flung—
Whole minutes of kitty cat fun!
Play with me! wiggle thing
A happy Meow’s heart shalt sing!
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And on we go with Meow’s Favorite Things: Cream-colored blankets!
A little bed bug,
In Missy’s bed,
Under the spread.
Nappy and warm,
Enfold and tuck,
Such kitty cat luck
And catnapping bliss.
And there he stays,
While Missy’s gone for the day.
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