three necklaces—a commission!
this could have been an imposition
for gaia as well as me
much HAIR is what was needed
for felting to be completed
but luckly i’d brushed and groomed
for months before so i’m not doomed!
a little advertising won’t hurt
but will it dish out the pay dirt?
because, i’m one terrifying trend
that might portend or offend
and on cracked.com you’ll find the buzz
that cat hair stuff is anything but fuzz
yes, they can humor me all the same
but just you wait
cat hair jewelry will put them to shame!