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a little advertising won’t hurt

but will it dish out the pay dirt?

because, i’m one terrifying trend

that might portend or offend

and on cracked.com you’ll find the buzz

that cat hair stuff is anything but fuzz

yes, they can humor me all the same

but just you wait

cat hair jewelry will put them to shame!

cracked.com: HAIRBALLS—not just choking hazards for cats anymore!

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dry spell ends

days then months, they’ve gone by

no sales—me wonders why?

like the weather, it’s hard to measure

and so i languished in my displeasure

* * *

with patience, the storm turned round

a sale! it really does confound!

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loved the old and now the new

an earring went AWOL

in yonder urban sprawl

it was a cherished treasure

that gave the wearer pleasure

* * *

this bauble? no ordinary thing

t’was cat hair that made it zing!

so another set was made

to replaced the one that strayed

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Meow! for a publisher

Mew wants his picture book in children’s hands

So off it goes and New York’s where the first packet lands! 

The Synopsis: For Mew the cat, simple things are where it’s at, compared to getting pilled, which does not thrill! What does Mew like? Playtime, tuna at mealtime, birdies going bye-bye on wings, these kind of things. 

 Expressions of different cat pleasures come to life through boldly colored photo illustrations and short rhyming couplets. At the book’s conclusion, Mew realizes if he is feeling blue, all he has to do is remember his favorite things, because Mew’s favorite things make him glad!

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