a little advertising won’t hurt
but will it dish out the pay dirt?
because, i’m one terrifying trend
that might portend or offend
cracked.com you’ll find the buzz
that cat hair stuff is anything but fuzz
yes, they can humor me all the same
but just you wait
cat hair jewelry will put them to shame!
cracked.com: HAIRBALLS—not just choking hazards for cats anymore!
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days then months, they’ve gone by
no sales—me wonders why?
like the weather, it’s hard to measure
and so i languished in my displeasure
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with patience, the storm turned round
a sale! it really does confound!
an earring went AWOL
in yonder urban sprawl
it was a cherished treasure
that gave the wearer pleasure
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this bauble? no ordinary thing
t’was cat hair that made it zing!
so another set was made
to replaced the one that strayed
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lick, lick, lick, then pull, pull, pull
before i know, a massive hole!
the thunder coat, it hugs him tight
and calms him down so he won’t bite
a flea? Or is it just an allergy?
ah, the suchness of a malady
not in a happy mood today
a favorite necklace has gone away
A lot of hair was used
so part of him is missing too !
but don’t be sad, it’s not all bad
another neck is rather glad !
What to do? What to make?
Mounds of fluffy hair is what I’ll take.
Mounds and mounds as soft as air
From my Gaia cat so fair.
Mounds and mounds begging to go
Into a necklace? Soon I will know…
Mew wants his picture book in children’s hands
So off it goes and New York’s where the first packet lands!
The Synopsis: For Mew the cat, simple things are where it’s at, compared to getting pilled, which does not thrill! What does Mew like? Playtime, tuna at mealtime, birdies going bye-bye on wings, these kind of things.
Expressions of different cat pleasures come to life through boldly colored photo illustrations and short rhyming couplets. At the book’s conclusion, Mew realizes if he is feeling blue, all he has to do is remember his favorite things, because Mew’s favorite things make him glad!
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