Wait Wait…Don’t Tell Me!

As heard on NPR radio, July 2, 2011…

KASELL: My customers let out a fat purr. Your lady will know where it’s at, sir. I think feline remnants do make lovely pendants. It’s jewelry made out of?

Ms. HAGEN: Cat fur.

SAGAL: Cat fur, she said with horror, yes.

(Soundbite of bell) (Soundbite of applause)

SAGAL: British (American) cat owner Flora Davis has started selling cat hair jewelry.    Yeah, I know.

Ms. HAGEN: Okay.

SAGAL: In any event, be careful. If you see someone with a ball of cat fur stuck to their sweater, just don’t reach over and pick it off. It might be a $200 broach they bought on etsy.com.

(Soundbite of laughter)

SAGAL: Or it might be a hairball. Either way, don’t touch it.

(Soundbite of laughter)

Sweet Gaia

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